*aggressively does nothing*
go suck a fuck
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http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/artist-doesnt-take-criticism-too-well
art student freaks out video explained
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Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
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can someone please explain this to me it’s driving me mad am i just an idiot help
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does anyone else have that annoying voice that lives in your head but you know it just comes from your crotchal region - you know the one that sees two attractive women near one another and starts shouting “holy fuck please make out yEs PuLL HER HAIR FUCK YEAH SEX I WANT TO STICK THINGS IN PEOPLE GODDAMN” cos it’s getting really old having to deal with that all the time i wish my penis would grow up and just act rationally
Mathematical!: youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was...
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
best part is the dude who did the actual shooting was sitting there eating a sandwich and most likely re-thinking his life choices when boom fate slapped him one




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