Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
should I become totally feminine and get a nose piercing or not?
girls in yoga pants
oh my fuck
fucking fake people oh my god wow i don’t care how fucking awesome all your goddamn friends are no one is that fucking in love with the people around them goddamn shut your fucking face
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close...– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via litreferential)