I’m going to blindfold you. Tie your hands together. You’re going to kneel and taste me in your mouth. You’re going to beg for me to touch you while I tease you. You will call me Master, and you will be my Slave. I’m going to tease you, and slap your exposed flesh. You’re going to beg to be punished, to be spanked, to be touched. You’re going to beg for me to...
lying to the doctor so he doesn’t keep recommending psychiatrists awesome
haave-you-met-ted: im gonna make toffee tomorrow last time my hands got stuck to my face
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
inbox me lets fuck each other with sexy words
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
who the shit is asking me weird questions on anon...
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Martin fucking freeman and his feels fuck
You were the best man that I ever knew. I was so alone - and I owe you so much. shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i’m crying
Anonymous asked: who was the last woman you loved?
fallopiantubesocks: are australians real? the truth is no one knows what are birds