when someone likes nickleback
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim: if you had... →
haave-you-met-ted: if you had every single person in the world in one mandatory meeting, and then asked them to put ONE hand above their head. then, a piece of string comes down from the sky and wraps around each person’s hand with a small amount of slack. and then we wait. and as people’s hands drop, they’re out….
I realized today that I’m not really myself at university. I know a lot of people but they don’t know me. Well I don’t really know them. Whatever. I can be whoever I choose to be there.
Remember why the Sith are more powerful than the Jedi, Sidious: because we are...– Darth Plagueis (via joelle-rose)
what people think of smokers: what conceited idiots they stink they really don't care about anyone else they think they're so cool they're all disgusting and obnoxious
what smokers think when smoking: omg am i too close to them i hope im not bothering anyone maybe ill move over here a little more please stop staring im sorry